You are viewing daysinger

hypocrites

Dayna 4th of July 1

We recently had a customer in the shop giving us grief because "It says in the bible that tattoos are forbidden". It reminded me of this letter from a couple of years ago. I needed a laugh:

On her radio show recently, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Law and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

Whackos

Wrap that up in Diplmacy and give it to

I've been on LJ for 5 years and have never had any whacko's (that I didn't know personally) try to comment on my blog. But last night I got hit by somebody posting wierd random stuff. I just switched most of my preferences to "Friends Only" so if you want "on" just let me know and I will friend you. Thanks so much!!!!

I too, am bored at work.

Dayna 4th of July 1
Swiped from the lovely  lcsdove  !

Marrriage Survey.

1.When was your "engagement" anniversary: Still not engaged!

2. When is your "marriage" anniversary: May 1

3. How long have you known your spouse: 17 years

4. How long did you date/court before you were engaged: We were together for 7 years to the day until our wedding day, no real engagement, maybe a month or so.

5. Where did you meet your spouse for the first time: At a band practice, he was the manager.

6. What is your spouse's full name:  I think I'll skip this for now.

7. Do you have any children yet:  We have an 8-year-old girl.

8. How many?:1

9. Do you have any house pets: 1 dog

10. Do you own a home or rent? own

11. Do you live in the country or town/city: Suburb of San Francisco Bay Area

12. What is one of your favorite activities together: Watching movie, going shopping, talking about anything, hiking dormant volcanoes

13. Do you have a favorite vacation spot: Hawaii

14. How many siblings (including in-laws): I have 1 brother, one sister. Dh has 4 brothers, 2 sisters.

15. Do you attend church, if so, what's it called?:  It's called "Church of the Transfiguration" Catholic

16. Is this the church you were married in: No. We were married in Las Vegas.

17. What town is your current address in:  Castro Valley

18. Do you work or stay at home: Both

19. Where did you go on your honeymoon:  See Question 16

20. Leave a piece of advice for the other couples:  Never give unsolicited advice.

Spy LOVE!!

Dayna 4th of July 1
Swiped from 1_rhiannon_1 



Your International Spy Name is Honey Little



Your Code Name: The Pirate



You Reside in: Geneva



Why You're a Good Spy: You're sneaky

Dayna 4th of July 1
My daughter sings a very bloody version of Jingle Bells that includes broken skis, crashes, and red snow........luckily we didn't have any major catastrophies but my daughter's tobaggoning skills are identical to her mothers. Poor thing. Here's my post from daughter's first big snow trip 4 years ago, in which I was injured not 1, but three different times:  Snow Klutz Post

We had a blast this trip. I posted a bunch of my pics on my facebook:  Twain Harte Pics

If we aren't friended on facebook yet, FRIEND ME. I don't bite. :-)

Movies

Johnny "It's magic"
Swiped from the lovely rebellibrarian :

Mark off the movies you've seen.  It's been said that if you've seen over 85, you have no life.  I came in at 116. Yikes.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
() Boondock Saints
() Fight Club
() Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 7

(x) The Princess Bride
() Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
() Saw
() Saw II
() White Noise
(x) White Oleander
() Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 14

() Scream
() Scream 2
() Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
() Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
() American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 18

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Harry Potter 5
() Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 25

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
() White Chicks
() Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
() I, Robot
(x) Robots 
Total so far: 31 

() Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
() Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
() Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
() KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
() Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong
Total so far: 36

(x) A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
() Dumber & Dumberer
() Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
() The Ring 2
() Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 42

() Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
() Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
() Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
() I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 48

() The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child’s Play
() Seed of Chucky
() Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
() Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
() Remember the Titans
() Coach Carter
() The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
() Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 54

(x) Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean’s Eleven
(x) Ocean’s Twelve
() Ocean’s Thirteen
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
() Bourne Ultimatum 
() Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
() Predator I
() Predator II
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
() Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Curious George
Total so far: 62

(x) Independence Day 
(x) Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
() My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds (original)
() Rush Hour
() Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 68

() Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She’s All That
(x) Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
() Mars Attacks
() Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
() Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
() The Terminator 3
Total so far: 77

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
() X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
() Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
() Reign of Fire
() The Skulls
() Cruel Intentions
() Cruel Intentions 2
() The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 87

() Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School 
(x) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
() Krippendorf’s Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
(x) Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 94

(x) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 100

() Baseketball
() Hostel
() Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
() Devil’s Rejects
(x) Elf
() Highlander
(x) Mothman Prophecies
() American History X
() Three
Total so Far: 102

() The Jacket
() Kung Fu Hustle
() Shaolin Soccer
() Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
() Shaun Of the Dead
() Willard
Total so far: 105

() High Tension
() Club Dread
() Hulk
() Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
() 28 days later
() Orgazmo
(x) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 109

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
() Kill Bill vol 2
() Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
() Kingdom of Heaven
() The Hills Have Eyes
() I Spit on Your Grave
() The Last House on the Left
() Re-Animator
() Army of Darkness
Total so far: 110

(x) Star Wars Ep. I: The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II: Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III: Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV: A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V: The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi
() Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
() Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 116

(x) The Matrix
() The Matrix Reloaded
() The Matrix Revolutions
() Animatrix
() Evil Dead
() Evil Dead 2
() Team America: World Police
() Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
() Hannibal

Total:
118
 

"B*tch Hit Me With a Toaster"

Cindy Lou Swinging

May your holiday season be free of abusive appliance flinging. Happy Holidays!



Haunted Costco?

Cindy Lou Sleeping
Okay so how long has Costco in Danville, CA been haunted?  T and I were shopping yesterday and we saw at least 3 instances when the shopping carts just wandered away from their people. Seriously, a person would turn their back and the shopping cart would just roll down the aisle. I think they aren't level. But now my daughter thinks there are ghosts! Then we were in the business/paper aisle and the lights went out. Wierd. So we went to the next aisle and the lights flickered on and then back off again.  wtf?

Spanish Latin- For me

Dayna 4th of July 1

A Dios Le PidoJuanes03:07 
     
 A Dios Le PidoJuanes03:25 
     
 Ahora QuienMarc Anthony05:07 
     
 Algo TienesPaulina Rubio03:12 
     
 Amorcito CorazonLuis Miguel02:53 
     
 Andar ConmigoJulieta Venegas02:47 
     
 Ay Amor!Todo Bajo03:14 
     
 Baila Esta CumbiaAB Quitanilla04:24 
     
 Baila Esta CumbiaSelena2:57 
     
 Balia Mi CumbiaLa Onda02:54 
     
 Cumbia Caliente (Cumbia)Fito Olivares3:05 
     
 Cumbia De La FronteraAtrapado03:10 
     
 Cumbia MorenaLos Reyes De La Cumbia03:15 
     
 Cumbia PoderCelso Pina04:59 
     
 Cumbia Sobre El RioLos Corraleros De Majagual05:42 
     
 Cumbia Torera (Cumbia)Banda Machos2:53 
     
 El Burrito ParranderoFito Olivares03:14 
     
 El CantanteMarc Anthony06:47 
     
 El Doctor SaborFito Olivares02:39 
     
 El HechiceroFito Olivares02:58 
     
 El Hombre LloraLos Texas Tornados3:38 
     
 El Mensajero (Cumbia)Fito Olivares2:55 
     
 Güerita (Cumbia)Banda Machos2:41 
     
 HeavenLos Lonely Boys03:49 
     
 Hey Baby Que PasoLos Texas Tornados2:58 
     
 InsomnioKumbia King03:40 
     
 La Bailera (Cumbia)Banda Machos2:50 
     
 La BambaLos Lobos02:19 
     
 La Blusa De BolitasFito Olivares03:08 
     
 La EstilistaFito Olivares03:15 
     
 La PagaJuanes03:27 
     
 La PulgueroFito Olivares02:37 
     
 La RoneraRoberto Pulido2:49 
     
 La TorturaShakira03:35 
     
 La Vida Es Un CarnivalCelia Cruz04:37 
     
 LaChulaMana05:55 
     
 Las Nachas (Cumbia)Banda Machos3:12 
     
 Le Vanta Tu Cara (Ranchera)Ramon Ayala03:32 
     
 Lo Que Paso PasoDaddy Yankee03:31 
     
 Mosaico FiesteroFito Olivares06:44 
     
 My Baby YouMarc Anthony04:01 
     
 Objection(Tango)Shakira03:47 
     
 Ojos NegrosElvis Crespo03:28 
     
 Para MiElvis Crespo03:14 
     
 PrincesitaElvis Crespo04:47 
     
 PrincesitaJuan Gabriel05:05 
     
 QueridaJuan Gabriel02:50 
     
 Rinconcito En El CieloRamon Ayala03:34 
     
 Sabes A ChocolateKiumbia King03:41 
     
 SabrosoFito Olivares02:38 
     
 SalsaYun Buenaventura04:29 
     
 Sentada Aqui En Mi AlamaChayanne04:03 
     
 Soy Tu MujerAlicia Villarreal03:39 
     
 SuavecitoMalo06:38 
     
 Tengo GanasVictor Manuelle04:29 
     
 Todo CambioCamila03:14 
     
 Tragos AmargoRamon Ayala03:30 
     
 Tu Abandono (Ranchera)Banda Machos2:05 
     
 Tu MascotaFito Olivares03:10 
     
 Tu PrincipeDaddy Yankee03:26 
     
 Tumbia La CasaThalia04:27 
     
 Un Puno De TierraRamon Ayala03:46 
     
 Volver VolverVincente Fernandez02:58 
     
 WionnonaFito Olivares03:16 
     
 
 
<input ... > <input ... >

Cutting down friends list.

Wrap that up in Diplmacy and give it to

Hey all, just wanna let the people who I haven't really been in contact with for awhile on here that it's TOTALLY NO offense, but I'm cutting down my friends list a little, I'm going to be posting some "friends only" stuff, and it seems like my friends list is a little big, with people I don't really even hear from anymore.  So if you are a long lost pal, and don't wanna be cut, but you've just been off the LJ lately, let me know.

Latest Month

May 2009
S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31      

Tags

Syndicate

RSS Atom
Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow